[Silas]

Exactly. Why is there no such thread for the 100 people in Oakland who were murdered last year? Why would there be no such thread for me if I were killed tomorrow?

Why is that?

(Also, why are you up so late on east coast?)

[wimpycat]

Why would there be no such thread for me if I were killed tomorrow?

I tell you what, if you turn up dead tomorrow, we'll find your killer for you, after we give you a really nice funeral and lots of people come to see you and say what a wonderful person you were in life. And we'll dedicate a thread to you, complete with wild speculation about your killer. OK?