[dhuffman@awod.com]

Too bad! My 85 google.com hits beats your 52. Mine is an original statement while yours is merely cribbed. You're an idiot. Go away.

The conspiracy of ignorance masquerades as common sense.

[Puddleglum]

You seem like the kind of guy who'd know this: what's the name of that club that's the opposite of Mensa?

Please don't sink to insults, gentle friend; rise to the occasion instead!

[Puddleglum]

Oh "a wet bird never flies at night" is just the punch line to a longer meandering gag by comedian Jackie Vernon (if I remember his name correctly). I don't know what your "85 google.com" means.