[Republic of Texas]

Hopefully, while on desk duty, the officer won't blow away a ringing phone or any other dangerous office product.

[johnny7]

Recorded voice;

“The number you have reached, 911, is not available at this time. If you want to turn in a weapon, press 1. If you want to snitch on a neighbor, press 2. If a dog is bothering you, press 3. Thank you for calling. This phone call has been recorded for your safety.

HA!

[shootist]

PUNK cop = street trash