I hate to be a grammar-nag, but the misuse of the wordy 'lady' is a pet peeve of mine.
I'm sure you meant to say:
"...All in all no big deal, but the STUPID SLUT acted as if they had uncovered a terrorist cell making Chemical weapons next door..."
Carry on.
No I didn't, although the stupid part would certainly be appropriate. Absent any evidence to the contrary I always assume women and girls are ladies. The article provided no such evidence. A slut would be someone who is sexually promiscuous, and nothing in the article indicated that the woman fit that description either. No evidence that she actually is a lady either, but as I indicated that is always my assumption.