This just came over the fax within the past hour...they certainly gave the media enough time to react to this...
If my owner leaves his wallet atop the car roof and drives down the highway, will you blow my head off with a shotgun too?
Knowing that shooting one's dog belonging to a bi-pod has become a new sport, may we as quad-pods take up a new sport involving LEO testicles?
Since quad-pod shooting is becoming so much of a sport, do you LEO's plan on barbeque's at any point in the near future? My master alway's say's if you're gonna shoot-it, you are going to eat it.
I noticed as you walked by, you are carrying someone elses scent. A mix of Love's Baby Soft, bubble gum, and adolescent cooch. What were you really doing at the middle school this morning?