[ward_of_the_state]

Also, the time it takes the bowl of spaghetti to hit the floor is directly proportional to the time it takes for the dog to arrive at the spill and clean it up and inversely proportional to the time it takes for mom to grab a towel and clean it up!

[Aracelis]

the time it takes the bowl of spaghetti to hit the floor is directly proportional to the time it takes for the dog to arrive at the spill and clean it up and inversely proportional to the time it takes for mom to grab a towel and clean it up!

Also, there is no relationship between the amount of spaghetti that spilled and the extent of the stain. The stain will spread to a surface area of 2304 square-inches regardless. :^)