Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

To: nobody in particular
OK, let's go for a wrap up.

Never touch anything in a public area, and you'll be ok.

This includes stair handrails, escalator handrails, rental car steering wheels, elevator buttons, anything in a bathroom, free sample items at a store, shopping carts, anybody elses keyboard, floor models (of any type) at Home Depot, the coffee machine at work, forklift handles, previously dispensed straws at a restaurant, the community toothpick holder (right next to the straw dispenser), etc...

Oh, and never ever ever! use your tongue to flush the toilet at a bus station.

66 posted on 01/07/2003 1:04:10 PM PST by SGCOS
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 62 | View Replies ]


To: SGCOS
And don't forget, scrub your hands repeatedly, to remove the epidermis, and always reclose and reopen the door at least 2 or 3 times before going on your way! If you can manage it, sporting a good nervous tick is a great idea! ;)
82 posted on 01/07/2003 3:38:47 PM PST by GOP_1900AD (Un-PC even to "Conservatives!" - Right makes right)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 66 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson