[Xenalyte]

the woman whose personality warms and comforts them like a handful of refrigerated ball bearings down their pants

OMG . . . that is EXACTLY the way she makes me feel. YEE!

[punster]

I hope someone has forwarded that editorial to hitlery. But I do hope they have found a way to send it anonomously, because I would not want their life to be in danger.