LOL -- But hey, didn't Shockey (the great) drop a pass for a touchdown earlier in the game?? What happened ? Did someone in the end-zone stands have kryptonite ?
He dropped the pass because at the start of the play, he was needed by the president to consult on matters of super-human rescue. He had a cell phone in one hand speaking with the president, a steroid injection in his other, and a small cheerleader(over 18) camped out in his pants offering super-human gratification. As a result of the embarassing drop, he has instructed the president to have his people talk to my people while the ball is in the air. The cheerleader has been advised to wear a mouthguard next time or her sister will be called up for the next game. Those teeth can be distracting even to a super-human like Shockey.
The war on Iraq has not taken place yet because Shockey needs to finish one thing at a time.