You're forgetting rule 796a part III, which states that the Steelers, Packers and 49ers will always get the benefit of the doubt if the play will result in a victory. The NBA equivalent is that Magic Johnson, Shaquille O'Neal and Michael Jordan never travel, charge or foul out of a game.
You a Dallas cry-boy fan by any chance?
Wahh! Have a good cry, the Wahh-mbulance is on the way.