Well, if they're going to do this right, they need an old school bus, cassette players hooked to huge speakers, many copies of Truckin' by the Dead to play over and over and . . .
Costume trunks full of fringed suede vests, ratty jeans, beads . . .
I hope they remember to pick up Hunter Thompson and Ken Kesey (is he still alive? my memory fails me . . .). No road trip is complete without a stoned writer to document it all.
Now there's a thought to warm your heart. A bus full of liberals with a binge drinker that carries a .44 magnum.