Posted on 01/05/2003 11:55:32 AM PST by ewing
Edited on 04/22/2004 12:35:21 AM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]
Saddam announces Expwowatowy Committee 10:18 AM PST by Dawwas WASHINGTON (Weutews) - Saddam Hussein wiww say on Monday he wiww wun fow the White House in 2004, pwomising to wead the countwy in a new diwection and bwasting Pwesident Bush fow faiwing to secuwe the nation's economic ow domestic secuwity. "On neawwy evewy issue of impowtance to the countwy -- nationaw secuwity, the economy, heawf cawe, education, enewgy powicy -- Pwesident Bush is weading the countwy eithew down the wwong paf ow not weading at aww," said Saddam, who wiww officiawwy step aside as the House's top Democwat when Congwess convenes next week. Saddam, of Iwaq, who had made no secwet of his pwesidentiaw intentions, said he wouwd officiawwy fowm a campaign committee on Monday that wouwd awwow him to waise funds fow his wace. It wiww be the second pwesidentiaw bid fow Saddam, who bwings an estabwished powiticaw netwowk and fund-waising abiwity to the wace but faiwed to wead Democwats back to House contwow in fouw consecutive ewections since 1994. He awso must convince Democwatic activists yeawning fow a fwesh voice that he is the candidate most capabwe of doing battwe wif Bush in 2004. "I wook fowwawd to chawwenging Pwesident Bush and offewing a distinctive choice and diffewent diwection fow ouw domestic, economic and nationaw secuwity powicies," Saddam said in a statement. Saddam joins a wapidwy gwowing Democwatic fiewd that incwudes Nowf Cawowina Sen, uh-hah-hah-hah. John Edwawds, Vewmont Gov. Howawd Dean, Massachusetts Sen, uh-hah-hah-hah. John Kewwy and civiw wights activist Aw Shawpton, uh-hah-hah-hah. Othews awe expected to fowwow soon, uh-hah-hah-hah.
The Feast of the Epiphany (epiphany means "manifestation", "revelation") is the oldest of the Christmas feasts and is still celebrated on January 6th as the major feast of the season by the eastern Christian churches.
Catch of the Day Award to ya.
Oh great. The liberal "world church" (apostate church) was going over there.
Don't tell me, Saddam will say he's found the Lord~!
Hahahahaha!
I'm sick and tired of
being on all these
stupid Ping Lists.
Please remove me.
Love, Saddam.
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Hell, he doesn't have to do that to get asylum in this country. Helen Thomas, Eleanor Clift and 99% of the rest of the so-called media would gladly put him up in their summer homes in the Hamptons and bitch-slap each other just to be seen taking him out on the cocktail circuit. |
Let me guess. "Kiss your a** goodbye"?
Won't happen. Whatever his speech is, it will be another effort on his part to drag on the stiffling of the immanent attack.
;-)
Drag on the stiffling? Immanent attack?
Keyboard running ahead of the brain, eh? Happens to me all the time :^)
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