To: Sir Francis Dashwood
Their "logic" reminds me of an old joke that was/is built into the Unix Operating System and is as follows:
In the beginning was the Demo Project. And the Project was without form. And darkness was upon the staff members thereof. So they spake unto their Division Head, saying, "It is a crock of sh*t, and it stinks."
And the Division Head spoke unto his Department Head, saying, "It is a crock of excrement and none may abide the odor thereof." Now, the Department Head spake unto his Directorate Head, saying, "It is a container of excrement, and is very strong, such that none may abide before it."
And it came to pass that the Directorate Head spake unto the Assistant Technical Director, saying, "It is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide by its strength."
And the assistant Technical Director spake thus unto the Technical Director, saying, "It containeth that which aids growth and it is very strong."
And, Lo, the Technical Director spake then unto the Captain, saying, "The powerful new Project will help promote the growth of the Laboratories." And the Captain looked down upon the Project, and He saw that it was Good!
To: DeFault User
Their "logic" reminds me of an old joke that was/is built into the Unix Operating System and is as follows: In the beginning was the Demo Project. And the Project was without form. And darkness was upon the staff members thereof. So they spake unto their Division Head, saying, "It is a crock of sh*t, and it stinks." ...
The difference being that aging dung dries up, blows away, and will diminish greatly in odor. A crock or vessel facilitates fermentation of such foul substance. Thus, we have the Democratic Party in an urn of the body politic and the scent thereof wafts forth putrified when the lid is loosened from time to time.
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