Assuming most of you wear clothes....(a bit 'o fun for New Years Eve)

amazon.com ^ | 12/31/2002

[FourPeas]

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Customers who wear clothes also shop for:

• Clean Underwear from Amazon's Target Store
• Ladybug Rain Boots from Amazon's Nordstrom Store
• Pet Socks from Amazon's Urban Outfitters Store
• Puppy Footed One-Pieces for Newborns from Amazon's Old Navy Store
• For a limited time get $25 to spend at Amazon when you spend $75 in Amazon's new Apparel Store! Valid on first Apparel purchase only. Limit one per household.

[FourPeas]

While at foxnews.com, I clicked on the add for Oliver North's book. It brought me to amazon.com. I scrolled down and found the above.

I wonder just what percentage of amazon.com's patronage DON'T wear clothes...? Also, somehow I always assumed when shopping for underwear that it was, well, clean.

[twntaipan]

I got the same recommendation from Amazon not long ago--totally cracked me up. I mean, how did they know about the state of my underwear??

[FourPeas]

how did they know about the state of my underwear??

Ah, THAT explains it! Obviously you've been trying to hock yours at ebay.....

[WorkingClassFilth]

I find this vaguely insulting. I mean, right now, in the relaxed comfort and privacy of my home, I'm totally naked except for the war-paint and scuba diver's mask. Oh yeah, that's not really counting the sparkler pasties and the clown shoes.

So, yeah, I don't fit this narrow, reactionary, consumer profile. Besides, it is New Years Eve, Bush is in the White House and we can afford to let our hair down a little. Lighten up, Amazon!

[kristinn]

I'm totally naked except for the war-paint and scuba diver's mask. Oh yeah, that's not really counting the sparkler pasties and the clown shoes.

Damn it. I just knew someone else would be wearing the same outfit as mine tonight. Oh well, Happy New Year!

[xJones]

I'm totally naked except for the war-paint and scuba diver's mask. Oh yeah, that's not really counting the sparkler pasties and the clown shoes.

You too? Except you left out the body piercing. :)

[FourPeas]

I'm totally naked except for the war-paint and scuba diver's mask. Oh yeah, that's not really counting the sparkler pasties and the clown shoes.

You know those Ladybug Rain Boots sound like they'd fit very nicely with your assemble.....

[Willie Green]

I mean, how did they know about the state of my underwear??

Maybe Homeland Security czar Tom Ridge sold them the information to help offset the budget deficit.

[mhking]

As opposed to "dirty underwear?"

"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....

If you want on or off this list, please let me know!

[LurkerNoMore!]

*LOL* Willie, I just can't help but love ya. Happy New Year.

[WorkingClassFilth]

Well, that does it. Renaldo told ME that I was the only one he was allowing to wear his back room creations for New Year. That cheap hussy! At least I have the good taste to model it my own home. You, Kristinn, seem to be more inclined to public display...

I DEMAND PICTURES!

[Willie Green]

Happy New Year!
(Glad somebody likes my humor!)

[kristinn]

You want pictures, eh. Ask Carvile or Bluthemall for 'em in a few days :-)

[WorkingClassFilth]

Oh my god, how gauche! Have you no fashion sense, man? No wonder Republicans are such neanderthals.

Thigh-high pirate boots would do the trick, but only in white for the summer season. January is much, much too early.

[WorkingClassFilth]

Yes, indeed. With a nice Nordic name like Kristinn I do, indeed, want pictures.

So do the board bound geeks here on FR this New Year's eve.

Right, fellas?

[WorkingClassFilth]

Can't stand it ever since I weighed myself before and after.

Twelve pounds of metal is not easy to carry each day and not wearing it beats the hell out of dieting any day.

[kristinn]

Why do I get stuck with all the weirdos at closing time? Sigh....

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

I find this vaguely insulting. I mean, right now, in the relaxed comfort and privacy of my home, I'm totally naked except for the war-paint and scuba diver's mask. Oh yeah, that's not really counting the sparkler pasties and the clown shoes.

Please don't tell us if you're a man or a woman. The mystery just adds to the excitement of the imagery.

[WorkingClassFilth]

Because you reply.

Happy New Years!

[WorkingClassFilth]

Oh you saucy man! Alas, do not peruse my profile - keep the mystery alive!

Happy New Year!