[Redmen4ever]

What are we, in Virginia, to do?

TOP TEN APOLOGIES:

10. We're sorry, but we thought you could take a joke.

9. We're sorry, but we didn't think you'd consider it to be an insult.

8. We're sorry, but we didn't think you'd understand.

7. We're sorry, but some of our best friends are Appalachians.

6. We're sorry, and we will now hire more Appalachians.

5. We're sorry, but we only now realize how insensitive we've been to Appalachians all of our lives.

4. We're sorry, and we will go on the Appalachian Entertainment Network to apologize some more.

3. We're sorry, and we will resign, and allow somebody else who thinks just like we do to take our place.

2. We're sorry, but you're the guys with "Mountaineers" as your mascot.

1. We're not sorry, and next year we're going to kick your football team's collective Appalachian butt even harder!

[federalisthokie]

Typical HOO behavior. UVA has no class, there fans have no class, and pep band has no class. They are a wannabe Ivy league school, and the worst DIV 1 football team in the state.
GO HOKIES

[Hacksaw]

You miss the point. If you were playing a historically black college and you marched in eating corn cobs and chicken, you would have been drummed out of the country.
Yes. I can take a joke - but it should apply to all. White people are the only ones left to be made fun on. That is what I hate about political correctness.

[Nuke'm Glowing]

What about:

We're sorry, but in this bowl game it was illegal for him to marry his younger sister.

[Timesink]

7. We're sorry, but some of our best friends are Appalachians.

I'm sorry, but you ARE Appalachians, as much as they are. (WVU happens to be closer to Pittsburgh and Cleveland than the Deliverance types you seem to believe make up most of the state.)

But then, I guess I shouldn't expect an actual geography course to have ever made up so much as a semester of a UVa student's academic past.