I am filing for tax exempt status based on the fact that my followers are series in their belief that we can clone a pubic hair and replicate it, by simply taking a shower.
Women are cordially invited to audition for the all female choir...The Pubettes. All interested gals should have a prepared song and lingerie.
Auditions will be held at the Comfort Inn..Rt. 35 South, Wall Twp, NJ........room 1600...the Presidential suite.
Donations are accepted with the highest denomination getting the heart shaped tub. If you send in a bad check you will be consigned to serve your afterlife in Pubertory.
Uh..the motel just called me...they're threatening legal action....seem they don't have the heart shaprd tubs.