Given the level of masculinity displayed by German men of late, this isn't unexpected.
But honestly, this is a total crock. I find it hard to believe that 66% of German women majored in liberal arts.
THE REAL REASON FOR ALL THOSE GERMAN LESBIANS?
German penises 'too small for EU condoms'
Germany has demanded a rethink on EU guidelines on condom size after finding its average penis did not measure up.
Doctors around Essen were ordered by the government's health department to check out the average size suggested by Brussels.
They reported the EU has overestimated the size of the average penis by almost 20% and insist other countries will discover the same.
Urologist Gunther Hagler, head of the team compiling the research, said: "By checking hundreds of patients we found German penises were too small for standard EU condoms.
"On average they were 14.48 cms long and 3.95 cms wide. That makes them much smaller than the EU standard condom size of 17 cms in length and 5.6 cms in width."