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LAUGH BREAK: Top Ten Surprises in Roger Clinton's autobiography "Growing Up Clinton"
Late Show with David Letterman
Posted on 12/30/2002 12:13:37 PM PST by Liz
10. Tried to go to Vietnam in Bill's place, but the army said, "No, thanks."
9. Bill won't touch Hillary unless she's wearing McD's Mayor McCheese outfit.
8. He's half Clinton, half Piscopo.
7. As college sophomore, Bill smoked really big joint and spent three months chasing an armadillo across the Mojave.
6. During brother's inauguration, took a leak in the reflecting pool.
5. If you rearrange the letters in "Roger Clinton" you get "Forrest Gump."
4. As early as second grade, Bill was known around the playground as "one-term Bubba."
3. He taught Kato Kaelin how to dance.
2. That "Oprah-Uma" thing was his idea.
1. He voted for Perot.
TOPICS: Announcements; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: clintonhaters
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Although not widely known, DNA testing later showed Roger is, in fact, not Bill Clinton's brother, but his son.
Hey, stuff like that is common in that neck of the woods.
With no father around, adolescent Bill had to learn the facts of life somewhere.
Also explains Roger's IQ score (think temperature at the North Pole).
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posted on
12/30/2002 12:13:37 PM PST
by
Liz
To: Liz
LOL!
To: Registered
Maybe Roger should call Hillary, "Mom?"
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posted on
12/30/2002 12:18:48 PM PST
by
Liz
To: Liz
"Growing up Clinton". I'd rather grow up with a 6-foot horn sticking out of my butt.
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
That does sound more appealing. LOL.
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posted on
12/30/2002 12:22:15 PM PST
by
Liz
To: *Clinton Haters; cardinal4
..........would you sign in please..........
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posted on
12/30/2002 12:23:12 PM PST
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Liz
To: Liz
Bill and Roger's nicknames for each other: "Hoover" and "Kirby"
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
You need Barney Frank.
To: Charles Henrickson
Heheh.
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posted on
12/30/2002 12:25:06 PM PST
by
Liz
To: Liz
"Kirby"
To: babylonian; Excuse_My_Bellicosity
Gosh, if Bwaney hears about this, he won't be able to contain himself. He's liable to jump the next thing in sight......hope it's not Little Tommy.
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posted on
12/30/2002 12:27:15 PM PST
by
Liz
To: babylonian
Yow, that's a terrible visual. All I need is Barney Frank with his microwave butt-lover's popcorn.
To: Liz
here's another one:
When your brothers the President, suddenly the Coke is half-price.
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posted on
12/30/2002 12:28:37 PM PST
by
rs79bm
To: rs79bm
....and the dealers come to you........
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posted on
12/30/2002 12:30:04 PM PST
by
Liz
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
Oops! You said "out of", not "into"!
Never mind.
To: Liz
5. If you rearrange the letters in "Roger Clinton" you get "Forrest Gump." "CROONER GLINT"
"RENO ROT CLING"
"CONTROL REIGN"
To: Charles Henrickson
that swollen snot locker looks more like the "Eight Pound Oreck"...
To: Liz
9. Bill won't touch Hillary ...Why is this a surprise?
To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
I'd rather grow up with a 6-foot horn sticking out of my butt. Hook 'em Horns!
To: Charles Henrickson
Let me guess, the caption for this pic is: "The man who plays Bozo the Clown recently discovered that the red nose makeup he wore everyday for years is not washing off. He has denied that the condition is caused by snorting enough cocaine on a daily basis to kill John Belushi and a dozen elephants."
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