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LAUGH BREAK: Top Ten Surprises in Roger Clinton's autobiography "Growing Up Clinton"
Late Show with David Letterman

Posted on 12/30/2002 12:13:37 PM PST by Liz

10. Tried to go to Vietnam in Bill's place, but the army said, "No, thanks."

9. Bill won't touch Hillary unless she's wearing McD's Mayor McCheese outfit.

8. He's half Clinton, half Piscopo.

7. As college sophomore, Bill smoked really big joint and spent three months chasing an armadillo across the Mojave.

6. During brother's inauguration, took a leak in the reflecting pool.

5. If you rearrange the letters in "Roger Clinton" you get "Forrest Gump."

4. As early as second grade, Bill was known around the playground as "one-term Bubba."

3. He taught Kato Kaelin how to dance.

2. That "Oprah-Uma" thing was his idea.

1. He voted for Perot.


TOPICS: Announcements; Political Humor/Cartoons
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Although not widely known, DNA testing later showed Roger is, in fact, not Bill Clinton's brother, but his son.

Hey, stuff like that is common in that neck of the woods.

With no father around, adolescent Bill had to learn the facts of life somewhere.

Also explains Roger's IQ score (think temperature at the North Pole).

1 posted on 12/30/2002 12:13:37 PM PST by Liz
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To: Liz
LOL!
2 posted on 12/30/2002 12:16:38 PM PST by Registered
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To: Registered
Maybe Roger should call Hillary, "Mom?"
3 posted on 12/30/2002 12:18:48 PM PST by Liz
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To: Liz
"Growing up Clinton". I'd rather grow up with a 6-foot horn sticking out of my butt.
4 posted on 12/30/2002 12:19:56 PM PST by Excuse_My_Bellicosity
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To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
That does sound more appealing. LOL.
5 posted on 12/30/2002 12:22:15 PM PST by Liz
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To: *Clinton Haters; cardinal4
..........would you sign in please..........
6 posted on 12/30/2002 12:23:12 PM PST by Liz
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To: Liz
Bill and Roger's nicknames for each other: "Hoover" and "Kirby"
7 posted on 12/30/2002 12:23:15 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
You need Barney Frank.
8 posted on 12/30/2002 12:23:33 PM PST by babylonian
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To: Charles Henrickson
Heheh.
9 posted on 12/30/2002 12:25:06 PM PST by Liz
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To: Liz

"Kirby"

10 posted on 12/30/2002 12:26:59 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: babylonian; Excuse_My_Bellicosity
Gosh, if Bwaney hears about this, he won't be able to contain himself. He's liable to jump the next thing in sight......hope it's not Little Tommy.
11 posted on 12/30/2002 12:27:15 PM PST by Liz
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To: babylonian
Yow, that's a terrible visual. All I need is Barney Frank with his microwave butt-lover's popcorn.
12 posted on 12/30/2002 12:27:52 PM PST by Excuse_My_Bellicosity
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To: Liz
here's another one:

When your brothers the President, suddenly the Coke is half-price.
13 posted on 12/30/2002 12:28:37 PM PST by rs79bm
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To: rs79bm
....and the dealers come to you........
14 posted on 12/30/2002 12:30:04 PM PST by Liz
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To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
Oops! You said "out of", not "into"!

Never mind.

15 posted on 12/30/2002 12:30:48 PM PST by babylonian
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To: Liz
5. If you rearrange the letters in "Roger Clinton" you get "Forrest Gump."

"CROONER GLINT"

"RENO ROT CLING"

"CONTROL REIGN"

16 posted on 12/30/2002 12:32:03 PM PST by martin_fierro
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To: Charles Henrickson
that swollen snot locker looks more like the "Eight Pound Oreck"...
17 posted on 12/30/2002 12:32:15 PM PST by ErnBatavia
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To: Liz
9. Bill won't touch Hillary ...

Why is this a surprise?

18 posted on 12/30/2002 12:32:35 PM PST by The_Victor
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To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
I'd rather grow up with a 6-foot horn sticking out of my butt.

Hook 'em Horns!


19 posted on 12/30/2002 12:32:58 PM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts
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To: Charles Henrickson
Let me guess, the caption for this pic is: "The man who plays Bozo the Clown recently discovered that the red nose makeup he wore everyday for years is not washing off. He has denied that the condition is caused by snorting enough cocaine on a daily basis to kill John Belushi and a dozen elephants."
20 posted on 12/30/2002 12:33:04 PM PST by Excuse_My_Bellicosity
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