You Will Have to Read This to Believe This

The New Criterion ^ | Dec. 4, 2002 | Staff Writer

[Davis]

Ok, that's it! No more donations to Cornell University...

[yoe]

Not a Joke?

Calling all Cornell alumni to stop sending checks until Ms. Frazer, who has made a joke of your University, is fired..........

[SamAdams76]

What about Amazon.com?

[Davis]

What about Amazon.com?

[Drango]

Hello...can't a Cornell student use the internet and buy her vibrator on-line?

[gaspar]

"Woman-affirming" has to be the most fatuous neologism I have encountered this year.

[hrhdave]

Only veddy high class vibrators will do for Cornell, a veddy exclusive university, elite, don't you know, a member of the Ivy League.

[Davis]

Yeah, I noted that phrase. So just what IS a "woman-affirming place?" If you find one, you might want to avoid it...

[M Kehoe]

I just had to try the url. I thought this was an Onion piece.

And what the heck does "woman-affirming' mean? Sheesh.

5.56mm

[csvset]

Ithaca: City of Evil alert.

[Skooz]

Beat me to it. What exactly does that mean?

Today's college students scare me.

[placebo]

“Many students,” a college newspaper reports, “feel it would be helpful for Gannett [health center] to have vibrators available because Cornell is located in Ithaca, not a major city"

Tain't fair all them big city folks git all them fancy toys !

[hrhdave]

>>I just had to try the url. I thought this was an Onion piece.<<

The New Criterion magazine, from which this item comes, is a high quality intellectual magazine--and it's conservative. There's lots of good stuff on the site.

[ricpic]

"...one of the most important things is for women to be able to get themselves off."

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Agreed. Use a man. Less vibration, better penetration.

[Drango]

Use the washing machine sweetie.

What happens if you run out of quarters?

[lonestar]

They need therapy!

[Gorons]

[listenhillary]

Beat me to it. What exactly does that mean? Today's college students scare me.

Me too!

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