Muttly,
You probably could get one of the neighborhood cats to debunk you, for a small price (may I suggest a live mouse?).
I, however, have been assured, on good authority, that I represent a "Clique of One". As such, I find it difficult to attract enough attention to provoke an "Expose'" of my "Membership".
But I'm not giving up easily...
The frustration is causing me to dig holes in the back yard...and get in trouble.
But isn't that the key to provoking an expose' - causing trouble and damage? They're putting in those high-bandwidth fiberoptic cables all over now - there's one running across my driveway... surely there's one in your backyard you could dig up? Then you could spread rumors of being part of a Luddite conspiracy that worships Ted Kaczynski. That, (plus a suitable bribe to a gossipy neighborhood cat, as suggested above) should do the trick...