I don't have to read your posts to thank God for what I have. So Krispy Kreme wouldn't hire you? I suppose that's it for the job market. Just give up. Why would they if you went in with your arrogant attitude. "I have 5 degrees and as soon as tech picks up I'm outta here!". What idiot would hire you? FYI, Krispy Kreme is one of the best companies in the country right now. Maybe if you'd shown commitment to them, they would've returned it. Or maybe you could keep looking.
I have, lets see...0 degrees, maybe I'm not as burdened with my own importance as you. I have no trouble finding a job when I really want one.