When I needed a 2nd job last year, I got hired as a waiter at the first place I went to.
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I suspect that's where you belong. ---preferably in a French restaurant where waiters are traditionally obnoxious.
Naahh. Money's not consistent enough at a place like that. But it's better than going on the dole and whining in public because my fellow citizens balk at supporting me for another 3 months. Besides, it was temporary, just to get through a couple of tough times.