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A Christmas Story

Posted on 12/27/2002 12:19:07 PM PST by JIM O

Subject: heartwarming holiday story

I was stressed out and not thinking very fondly of the Christmas season. It was dark, cold, and wet in the mall parking lot as I was loading my car up with gifts that I felt obligated to buy. I noticed that I was missing a receipt that I might need later. So mumbling under my breath, I retraced my steps to the mall entrance.

As I was searching the wet pavement for the lost receipt, I heard a quiet sobbing. The crying was coming from a poorly dressed boy of about 12 years old.

He was short and thin. He had no coat. He was just wearing a ragged flannel shirt to protect him from the cold night's chill.

Oddly enough, he was holding a hundred dollar bill in his hand. Thinking that he had gotten lost from his parents, I asked him what was wrong. He told me his sad story. He said that he came from a large family. He had three brothers and four sisters. His father had died when he was nine years old. His mother was poorly educated and worked two full time jobs. She made very little to support her large family.

Nevertheless, she had managed to skimp and save two hundred dollars to buy her children Christmas presents. The young boy had been dropped off, by his mother, on the way to her second job. He was to use the money to buy presents for all his siblings and save just enough to take the bus home.

He had not even entered the mall, when an older boy grabbed one of the hundred dollar bills and disappeared into the night.

"Why didn't you scream for help?" I asked. The boy said, "I did."

"And nobody came to help you?" I wondered. The boy stared at the sidewalk and sadly shook his head.

"How loud did you scream?" I inquired.

The soft-spoken boy looked up and meekly whispered, "Help me!"

I realized that absolutely no one could have heard that poor boy cry for help. So I grabbed his other hundred and ran to my car.


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1 posted on 12/27/2002 12:19:07 PM PST by JIM O
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To: JIM O
Oh man!....BWAHAHAHAHA!

(i sorry.....)

FMCDH

2 posted on 12/27/2002 12:22:51 PM PST by nothingnew
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To: JIM O
Man, you got me good! I was just about to barf at what seemed to be the umpteenth sickening-sweet story that I have read during the Christmas season when I got to your last line.

However, I doubt that many others will see the humor in this. Hope you got your flame-retardant suit on.

3 posted on 12/27/2002 12:26:59 PM PST by SamAdams76
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To: SamAdams76
It is likely the most politicaly incorrect posting I ever did but I could not resist.
4 posted on 12/27/2002 12:28:30 PM PST by JIM O
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To: JIM O
Well at least your politically incorrect post didn't include a cat. I made the mistake of posting a few years ago about something bad that I did to a cat during my misspent youth. I was nearly run out of Free Republic over it. I still get nasty e-mails about it to this day! Never, ever underestimate the wrath of a cat-lover!

FWIW, I have a cat today and have never done anything bad to it (except lock it down the basement when it scratches the furniture).

5 posted on 12/27/2002 12:36:35 PM PST by SamAdams76
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To: JIM O
You could have at least put a warning on this .. now i am going to be cleaning coke out of my keyboard for weeks!!!!
ROFLMAO!!!!
6 posted on 12/27/2002 12:48:10 PM PST by commish
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To: SamAdams76
That's because he ate the cat.
7 posted on 12/27/2002 12:51:00 PM PST by AppyPappy
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To: SamAdams76
You need to get different furniture. The slick glossy type is best -- leather, vinyl, brocades, chintzes -- none of those heavy weaves that feel like tree bark to kitty's paws. Kitty will be good to velvet also, but you'll have to quit your day job to vacuum it constantly. Also, no loop carpets -- grossly unfair to tempt kitty with those. You also might want to install a large tree in your living room as well, maybe in place of the coffee table, for kitty's pleasure and convenience. But no basement, unless of course it's well populated with little mousies for kitty's hunting enjoyment.
8 posted on 12/27/2002 12:55:02 PM PST by GovernmentShrinker
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To: SamAdams76
Never, ever underestimate the wrath of a cat-lover!

And don't forget it!!!!!!!!!!!!

>^..^<

9 posted on 12/27/2002 1:13:38 PM PST by Sungirl
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To: GovernmentShrinker
The tree in the living room is something we haven't tried yet. We bought one of those scratching posts but that is the one thing that the cat never scratches! Instead, it favors the molding around the doorways and the speakers under the big-screen TV (the speaker covers are all but torn to ribbons).

Our cat does pull up a mouse from the basement from time to time and that is what saves her from getting de-clawed!

10 posted on 12/27/2002 1:16:22 PM PST by SamAdams76
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To: JIM O
It is likely the most politicaly incorrect posting I ever did but I could not resist.

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Next time, resist.

11 posted on 12/27/2002 2:36:57 PM PST by RLK
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To: RLK
Is that an order?
12 posted on 12/27/2002 3:01:35 PM PST by JIM O
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