Then after you cuff him up and start heading out the door she jumps on your back and starts trying to scratch your eyes out.
Ain't love grand?
LOL
&
(Not to make light of a terrible event......Believe me)
But....
That's almost the same thing that I've heard my relatives say on some occasions....
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year
To you and yours
&
God Bless
That's when daylight appears in her head and she realizes her 'provider' is going to jail.