[Cap'n Crunch]

Domestics are really fun after you arrest the husband while the shrieking wife is standing behind you with her face all bloody demanding 'he' be arrested.

Then after you cuff him up and start heading out the door she jumps on your back and starts trying to scratch your eyes out.

Ain't love grand?

[Fiddlstix]

Then after you cuff him up and start heading out the door she jumps on your back and starts trying to scratch your eyes out.

Ain't love grand?

LOL
&
(Not to make light of a terrible event......Believe me)
But....
That's almost the same thing that I've heard my relatives say on some occasions....

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year
To you and yours
&
God Bless

[B4Ranch]

Then after you cuff him up and start heading out the door she jumps on your back and starts trying to scratch your eyes out.

That's when daylight appears in her head and she realizes her 'provider' is going to jail.