"Weapons which will operate only when held by authorized personnel, should be available within three hundred years," said Gov. McGreevey. "And what's better, there is no unsightly body after the shooting. It's gone. Vaporized! What better way to protect our children from the reality of self-defense?"
The firearms are expected to be marketed by Star Fleet Technologies by A.D. 2280.
"Look. If a person really wants a handgun, he should be agreeable to waiting until safe guns are marketed, right?" continued McGreevey. "I'm tired of the selfish whining from the NRA lobby. Don't they know it's for the children?"
When reminded that private firearms stop at least 750,000 violent crimes every year in the U.S., including those against children, McGreevey brushed past reporters. Surrounded by his private, armed security detail, he entered his limousene, huffing, "NRA claptrap! I'm late for the party at Hillary's."
