"It was not a lucky shot!" Exclaimed the anti-aircraft gunner responsible for the shooting. "I've been practicing killing Americans for decades!"
Iraqi generals later announced a new training program called the "Baghdad Jane" (BJ) program. "Under the new BJ program each of our anti-aircraft gunners have had several face lifts and chest implants and their scores have gone up dramatically!" Said one Iraqi general. "The only problem with the program is that the "BJ Gunners" are now even more popular at their local Mosques. Because of this we have had to add more seat padding to the anti-aircraft gun seats and keep them supplied with lots of Chapstick."