[ArneFufkin]

I'm all about positive yardage, Bill. This lineup is the most charismatic and exciting threesome since the brotherly pop group Hansen, or surely the Canadian Power-Trio Rush, exploded on the cultural scene. It's better than a House of Representative "Special Orders" hour featuring the philisophical musings and thought-provoking oratory of Major Owens, Carrie Meek and Nita Velazquez.

Look at what we put up with before: The 1999 lineup: Bush 41, Bob Dole and Bob Michel were less focused on the difficulty of moving "this weeks" meaty grist digest of Constitution-serving offerings through the hopelessly clogged and dysfunctional process than they were focused on their difficulty processing and moving last weeks' serving of a gristly meat offering through their hopelessly clogged and arcane digestive constitutions.

That's positive yardage. Don't worry, that "Patient's Bill of Rights", "Department of Faith Based Initiatives" and "Drug Grammy silly on Us" initiatives you've been ragging for these last few years are gonna get passed this year. Billy Carter, Ron Brown and the Rosenbergs are getting memorial plaques too.

Your post is eerily brief and nakedly linkless Uncle Bill. You could have linked "laugh" to some anti-Bush comedy site or something. It makes me scared.

[Luis Gonzalez]

Hey man! Long time no see!

Merry Christmas to you and yours.

Here's a perfect example of Uncle Bill's propaganda.

Bush wants stamps for illegal aliens

That's a link from one of Bill's spam posts.

Of course, his headline is a lie...but when did that ever stop him?