[FITZ]

I had a real good mom and used to be in shock when people would tell me they didn't like their moms and that they never want to see them ---until they told me more what it was like growing up for them. There are some very cold moms. I wonder too how it would feel to have a mom that was a feminist aborting most of your siblings.

[Bluntpoint]

"There are some very cold moms."

Son: Gee mom, thanks for not aborting me.

Cold mom: Abortion was not yet legal, son.