[maxwell]

You forgot the part about Valdomort picking up that stripper, stage name Queen Amidala, takes her to a motel and makes a baby while looking at a picture of the Elf Queen above her head.

Gad. It really has been a long time since I read Tolkien.

[Billthedrill]

"This Ring, and no other, was made by the Elves,
Who'd pawn their own mother to grab it themselves..."