[Anitius Severinus Boethius]

What kind of elf has a five o'clock shadow? Seriously, the elf needs a shave.

[Billthedrill]

Seriously, the elf needs a shave...

Elf, schmelf, I'm buying a safety razor for Aragorn. You'd figure in a world swamped in sharp pointy things somebody'd show the boy how to scrape his face more than once a fortnight...