[Billthedrill]

Oh, all right - one little spoiler. Frodo puts the ring on and turns evil, putting on a dark cloak and a scuba helmet and leading the clone army on the part of the Federation against the rebel space forces and the Jedi Knights. Gandalf returns and has a great light-saber fight with him on the Death Star...

Wait a minute - did I go into the wrong theater? Dang multiscreen cinemas...

[nhoward14]

OMG... I was teasing my friends with exactly that same story last night!

Especially since Count Dooku is really getting around... causing wars in space, middle Earth, golf courses, etc... :)

[PokeyJoe]

You forgot the part about Valdomort picking up that stipper, stage name Queen Amidala, takes her to a motel and makes a baby while looking at a picture of the Elf Queen above her head.

I thought that part was really lame.

[evad]

..putting on a dark cloak and a scuba helmet and leading the clone army

Can't we just once leave Hillary out of a thread ;)

[KriegerGeist]

"Oh, all right - one little spoiler. Frodo puts the ring on and turns evil, putting on a dark cloak and a scuba helmet and leading the clone army on the part of the Federation against the rebel space forces and the Jedi Knights. Gandalf returns and has a great light-saber fight with him on the Death Star..."

When do the clone trees defeat Count Dooku and his Death Tower?
I think "The Nine" are the coolest Imperial Storm Troopers.
Those Ewoks are on the forest moon of the Shire really are a hardy folk.
Was "Sting" Frodo's father's light sabre?