Well, maybe you'll believe Jesus:
Matthew 19:12For some are eunuchs because they were born that way; others were made that way by men; and others have renounced marriage[ 19:12 Or have made themselves eunuchs] because of the kingdom of heaven. The one who can accept this should accept it."
Furtunately, we have latter-day revelation to clarify things. In our belief it is impossible to live in the presence of God without a choice companion to whom you are sealed for eternity.
I can see how it pleases Satan, though, to put about the rumor that it's the other way around.