- Joan Didion turns on the boy president Clinton and bites off a chunk most likely from his fat tush!--dennisw
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- You can never account for taste...I never did understand what Tina, Barbra, et al. see in the Rapist. Personally, I find him profoundly estrogenic; (check out the hands as well as the butt and the temperament.)
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- But clinton's putative charm is belied not only by excess estrogen; the rapist is a real loser; he is effete, cowardly, classless, clueless, paunchy, asexual, impotent, prepubescent, small, bent, banal, dilettantish, dim, defective, misogynous, with the bulbous, cocaine-and-rosacea etched nose and edematous face of W.C Fields, the inclination of Oedipus (ever notice how pre-op Paula resembles Momma?) and the predatory predisposition of Jack The Ripper.
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- An aside:
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- Memoirists will be impelled to reveal all and Democratic partisans will claim to be shocked, shocked at President Pinocchio.
- ----------------- 11/30: William Safire : King of Chutzpah
- Clinton Growing Nose Watch
- Make a Statement with the Year's Hottest Gift Item
- The nose actually triples in length every ten seconds!
- ------------------Clinton Lewinsky Scandal Wrist Watch
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- When a president has reduced himself
- to a cross between
- a Mickey Mouse watch and a puerile, perfidious puppet,
- I'd say it's time for him to go.
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- If the Congress can't think through this no-brainer legally or morally,
- perhaps it should start thinking aesthetically.
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- Time to give the presidency a nose job.
- Trade in that bulbous, cocaine-etched, Pinocchio monstrosity
- for the classic, attractive,
- relatively size-stable Roman number waiting in the wings.
- (NOTE: I was taking poetic license here.)
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