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Well since we already know that many (if not all) of the Al Qaeda suspects that have been arrested so far here in the USA are registered DemocRATS, I'm sure the ones listed below are too:

Names of latest Al Qaeda suspects released at the Homeland Security briefing on SNL [see excerpt of the briefing below]:

M'Balz Es-Hari
Graabir Boubi
Haid D'Salaami
Hous Bin Pharteen
I-Bin Pharteen
I-Zheet M'Drurz
Shaif Hirboush
Al-Suq Akweer
Mustaf Herod Apyur Poupr
Awan Afuqya
Yul Strokheet Al-Wauch
Apul Madeek
Yuliqa M'Diq, A.K.A. Uwana M'Diq, A.K.A. Usuqa M'Diq

Homeland Security Briefing [Charles Spivey Transcript excerpt]:

Craig Fenson: Good afternoon. In the past few weeks, through our national hotline, we have collected hundreds of names of suspected terrorists .... In fact, we received over 475 calls alone regarding this man: M'Balz Es-Hari.

We also received information on such nefarious terrorists such as Graabir Boubi, and Haid D'Salaami and.. let this be a message to you, Haid D'Salaami: we will not play your dangerous games.

We are also currently searching for a man we believe to be a Al Queda leutinant: Hous Bin Pharteen, his cousin I-Bin Pharteen, and their close companion I-Zheet M'Drurz. Question over there?

Reporter #1: Is there a way to identify Hous Bin Pharteen?

Craig Fenson: Ah.. our operatives have picked up his scent. Also, according to our intelligence, he is targeting gas refineries, fertilizer plants, and, oddly enough, baked bean canneries. He is a silent, but deadly killer.

Reporter #2: What can you tell us about I-Zheet M'Drurz?

Craig Fenson: We're told that, when he was fleeing the scene of his last attack, he left skidmarks. He is extremely dangerous. Our sources say that he is planning on attacking the New York City sewer system with what we believe it is to be a dirty bomb.

Reporter #3: Do you have any other names you're willing to release?

Craig Fenson: Yes! Please call our hotline at once if you have any information on the following men: Shaif Hirboush.. Al-Suq Akweer.. Mustaf Herod Apyur Poupr. I hope I got that right! Awan Afuqya.. Yul Strokheet Al-Wauch.. Apul Madeek - who we believe will be targeting adult bookstores sometime in the near future. And this man, the notorious Yuliqa M'Diq, A.K.A. Uwana M'Diq, A.K.A. Usuqa M'Diq. Uh.. thank you, that is all, and, "Live, from New York, it's Saturday Night!"

Homeland Security Briefing cast of SNL characters:

Tom Ridge.....Darrell Hammond
Craig Fenson.....Robert DeNiro
Reporter #1......Maya Rudolph
Reporter #2.....Jimmy Fallon
Reporter #3.....Jeff Richards