To: caltrop
Plus, the SNL writers can take the dialogue for the bumbling FL PARTY sketches right off the Dem sites, so the Dem posters can finally feel like they MATTER to their own party.
Here's some funny, true, actual lines I read on Dem sites during the FL gvo race:
"I called up the office of Bill McBride to donate money, but the woman answering the phone told me she didn't know where I should send my donation. She said she thinks they're not taking donations any more. Does that sound right, fellow Dem voters?"
"I called up the McBride camp about six weeks ago, offering to volunteer, but they haven't called me back yet. Do they need any help or is this thing really in the bag?"
"How come Jeb Bush looks so great on tv and our party's candidates don't?"
299 posted on
12/15/2002 9:13:53 AM PST by
summer
To: caltrop
the bumbling FL PARTY = the bumbling FL DEM PARTY
Here's another idea for a sketch in that series: Dem Party leaders saying: "Hey, let's get some good ole boy FL conservatives to vote for our Dem candidate - now, how can we do that???? I know: BRING DOWN BILL AND HILLARY CLINTON TO CAMPAIGN HERE IN FL!"
300 posted on
12/15/2002 9:15:13 AM PST by
summer
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