[jlogajan]

I'm sure someone will say this is the final proof that evolution is a fraud and that therefore the universe was indeed created in seven days, 7000 years ago.

[dark_lord]

...the universe was indeed created in seven days, 7000 years ago.

No, that was just the last "system reboot" after a serious local galactic arm system crash. Took that long to recover and reapply all the data. Which is why while day one was the "Let there be Light (1:3-5)", it wasn't until day 4 that the creation of the "Sun, moon, and stars occurred (1:14-19)". In a system recovery, you don't have to recover everything in the original order, but you do have to turn on the lights in the computer room while you are working.

Oh, what caused the local galactic arm system crash?

Just kidding. Maybe. :-)

[That Subliminal Kid]

You're as predictable as the sun.