[rabidralph]

By next week he'll be knocking on individual doors and tendering personal apologies to each black person in the U.S.

That's why I'm taking off next week and staying home.

[John Jorsett]

That's why I'm taking off next week and staying home.

As long as he's coming to the door, tell him you'll accept his apology if he kicks in a few bucks to prove his sincerity. Since he's groveling, you might as well hit him up for some cash :-).