[ken5050]

Text of Lott's statement:

Because of several serious medical conditions, on the advice of my doctors I have decided NOT to seek the strenuous position of Senate Majority Leader. I am suffering from a severe case of brain farts, and a near terminal case of advanced foot-in-mouth disease..

[Helms]

Onset of Mad Cow Disease affecting brain cells.

[SerpentDove]

>>Because of several serious medical conditions, on the advice of my doctors I have decided NOT to seek the strenuous position of Senate Majority
Leader. I am suffering from a severe case of brain farts, and a near terminal case of advanced foot-in-mouth disease..<<

LOL

And a terminal condition known as cranio-rectal inversion.