HA!!
It's not as-if I didn't think the very same thing myself, now.
But just LOOK at how Vol taught all the male pansies to deal with their companions!!
~eh??
Those clowns were out picking fruit for that loudmouth while the cheesecake went for want.
Now understand Landru wouldn't have -- nor does he now -- ever made such an absurd *order* like the (apparently) asexual lizard breathed Vol schemed up.
In fact?
As you reacll, back on Beta III Landru made rather nice accomadations for just such targets of opportunity.
Don't forget about, "Red-Hour"!!
So even though Landru vacations these days right here on Earth?
Nothing much really changes, y'know.
Why here on earth I call this very special period of social-interaction & venting, "Grabbass Time."
...& you can just go ahead and ask Mrs. Landru 'bout that, too. :o)