Enter Francis Volpe.
Apparently he has just discovered Rush Limbaugh. Or at least discovered the he was becoming popular. The trouble is, Rush has been the number one rated talk host in the country for over a decade now. Everyone already knows about Rush Limbaugh. Heck, most of us even know about the "shocking" revelations Volpe seems to think he is "breaking" in his article.
There is no longer any need to wonder who plays the office idiot role at the Carlisle Sentinel.