[realpatriot71]

Because they think the more miserable they are in this life, the better deck chair they'll get in heaven.

Have you seen some of the models available to those who don't have any fun? Heat, automatic massage, relcining, all the bells and whistles . . .

[Bella_Bru]

LMAO!

I bet they get Mai Tai's too. But, of course, alcohol free. ;-)