[hellinahandcart]

#4 Americans will reelect Al Gore because they are loyal and believe in fair play. They will support their abused champion. Dignified suffering has given Al Gore greater stature, political depth, and strength.

Stop...stop! PLEASE, I can't breathe...ROFLMAO...

This fact alone forebodes the return of an invincible Gore crossing the Alps in winter,

[What has poor Switzerland done to deserve that?]

like Hannibal pushing elephants over the cold, infertile snows of a second Bush recession, fighting against the plunder of our surplus, denouncing the Kyoto snafu, eco-regression, and showing how Bush's war on terror failed to achieve its promised aim of getting Bin Ladin and Al Qaida leaders.

What's the name of that annual contest for bad writing? We have a winner.

[hellinahandcart]

This fact alone forebodes the return of an invincible Gore

[dighton]

What's the name of that annual contest for bad writing?

The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, and that thing is definitely a contender.