[billhilly]

" Earlier in the morning, a spokesman of the firemen of San Diego had explained that the young man had found himself in the chimney after having fallen there by accident following one evening sprinkled on the roof."

Nonsense! It should be clear to one and all that he was trying to block the entrance of "San Di Claus."

[Drippy]

This one gets filed under brilliant crimes of the 21st century.Definite Darwin candidate.