[hchutch]

Why am I inclined to think there's gonna be a Scud-sized "work accident" resulting in several "own goals" when somebody tries to USE these Scuds? It's gonna be either THAT or "Delta Force is coming to town..."

[Poohbah]

Yup.

The scene: a warehouse in Yemen.

"Hold the light up closer, Selim. Ah! There it is! This piece doesn't appear on any Scud blueprints, it must be the Americans' locator bug. I'm going to pull it out."

"Abdul, I'd check with Faisal before messing with that piece...the Americans might have booby-trapped it...Abdul...STOP...ABDUL, YOU GOAT-FORNICATING SON OF AN INFIDEL, DON'T FIDDLE WITH THAT--"

(A tremendous explosion is heard, and the tape ends.)