DFU SONG CHRISTMAS 2002 - All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth (for Hollywood) 12-11-02

DFU CHRISTMAS SONG PARODIES | 12-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY TWO FRONT TEETH

All I want for Christmas is the actors gagged…the actors gagged…stupid actors gagged
All I want for Christmas is the actors gagged…now, that would be a Merry Christmas

They think that they are know-it-alls…we're supposed to follow what they're saying
But when I hear their foolishness, it's like some jackass braying

All I want for Christmas is the actors gagged…the actors gagged…stupid actors gagged
All I want for Christmas is the actors gagged…that would be a Merry Christmas

Of course, we've heard from Martin Sheen…he might be the bottom of the barrel
He has competition, though, from Streisand and Mike Farrell

All I want for Christmas is the actors gagged…the actors gagged…stupid actors gagged
All I want for Christmas is the actors gagged…that would be a Merry Christmas
All I want for Christmas is the actors gagged…that would be a Merry Christmas

[doug from upland]

Pinging the song ping list.

[doug from upland]

HOLLYWOOD APPEASERS - from Front Page Mag

[irv]

Here's another song (by an artist of lesser talent than the reknowned doug From upland) that may help the Hollywood loonies accept the beauty of "regime change." A (Christmas) Song for Saddam.

[doug from upland]

That was a good effort. Here is Saddam singing -- I'M GETTIN' NUTHIN' FOR CHRISTMAS

[rockfish59]

Just think of all the brain deads that support this bunch of whiney, rich liberals.
I think I'll ask Bush for one tactical nuke for Hollywood.

How quickly they've forgotten the 3,000+ dead in New York!