This is an interesting question.
His outstanding work on the sniper case only delayed solving the case by a week or two. As you are aware, this is well within AAA police performance parameters.(AAAPPP)
I feel certain that you will join me, and thousands of other concerned citizens in recommending that P.C. Moose, Ph.D. be assigned to a sensitive overseas training post in either Haiti or Liberia. I feel these lands would have a true appreciation for his unique talents as a sensitive and ecologically involved, politically correct sort of Peace Officer.
P.C. Moose Ph.D. is ideally suited for police work which would not actually involve apprehending those, who because of religious intolerance, racism and early deprivation, are alleged to have comitted acts which an unjust society might term "crimes."