[Skip Ripley]

They all claim to be college students, but I wonder how many strippers really go to class?

I think I'll apply for a grant from the Department of Education to do some research. In order to ensure accurate answers, I should talk to these women when they're in the most comfortable setting possible. Like on my lap....

[Caesar Soze]

Friend of mine did quite a bit of research at a strip club for a communications class. Studied nonverbal cues, or something like that. It all sounded pretty interesting. Of course, he was an undergrad at the time and wasn't given any grants, fellowships, stipends, etc. for this endeavor.