Put Down The Lipstick If You Value His Sperm

IOL ^ | 12-10-2002 | Laura McInnis

[blam]

It just goes to show you, It's always something.

[Boner1]

Cheap birth control

[Caipirabob]

I had too many comments pass through my mind, but I'll be content to sit back and quietly snicker.

[Junior]

So how does the lipstick get near his ... oh never mind.

[Phantom Lord]

There is nothing quite like lipstick around my dipstick.

[johniegrad]

Keep the lipstick off your boner, Boner.

[Wolfie]

Small (heck, downright microscopic) price to pay.

[johniegrad]

So how does the lipstick get near his ... oh never mind.

Have you been married so long you forgot?

[Capt_Hank]

Same here..... the name Laurie Dhue started to ring a bell.

[Boner1]

Sorry,I live in a state WITHOUT those silly laws

[DainBramage]

This is just a shot in the dark.

[ken5050]

Blistix, as a desensitizing agent, has long been used as a cheapo cure for those who cross the finish line waaaaay before their partners..

[mr.pink]

First name I thought of as well.....Oh the humanity. ;o)

[steveo]

the name Laurie Dhue started to ring a bell.

[Junior]

Nearly eight years. Man, it has been a long time...

[ken5050]

She buys lip gloss by the gallon.....

[Catspaw]

Fox News buys lip gloss by the 55 gallon drum, not the gallon :-))

[SERE_DOC]

Kids whew

"Nearly eight years. Man, it has been a long time..."

working on year 27 here, you have no idea or a clue... then again after 27 years I haven't got a memory, clue or idea.

[tracer]

Phthalattio??

[Prodigal Son]

You know, I don't know if my wife has ever worn lipstick or any other makeup in her whole life (excepting nail polish). I'll have to ask her... I know she doesn't have any and has never even looked at any in a shop that I've noticed. I'd reckon she'd need classes on how to use it if the notion ever struck her to put some on. When I first met her she didn't even possess a comb or hairbrush- no sh!t- and she only possesses these items now by default because they're mine.