[VadeRetro]

I hope his humorless colleagues don't deter Eakin from the occasional verse.

Can we hope anytime soon to see from the US Supremes anything resembling the following?

We here overturn Circuit Nine.
The Second Amendment's just fine.
The right to bear arms
Should cause no alarms.
At any rate, I'm keeping mine!

[PatrickHenry]

Hillary is a goddess for sure,
Her pantsuit is encrusted with manure,
With a dildo for a scepter,
You gotta respect her,
She's Marxist, sweet, and demure.