Klaasss, u's got's ta noes, all dis mat schtuf is ah conspirious o da old dade white men. Dhey did dis ta discrimeinate aginst us.
Furst ting we's goin' ta do is get rid of squawres and cubes. Next, we do away wit logs cauz loggin' da forest is evil. Den we get rid of da geek (or is it greek) lettas of Alpha and Omega becuz there ain't a no absolutes."> etc.....